Bad touch baseball is a one-man operation, updated daily. I’m scouring my treasure trove of old baseball cards and posting the players who look skeevy, sketchy, creepy, or just plain goofy. One thing is for sure: if any of these guys showed up at your house to pick up your daughter, you would release the hounds.
"These is my bats. You can’t have ‘um."
"Then the first snowman says, ‘Smells like carrots’! Huhuhuhuh!"
"Some days, I’d much rather be visiting an arboretum."
"You wouldn’t strike out a guy with glasses, would you?"
"I still don’t know why ‘Limbo Your Way to Fitness with Oddibe’ wasn’t a better seller."
"I wish I had a cape. I could pull it around myself like this, and hide from everyone."
"Do the kids still wear the backwards caps? I’m not great at keeping up with the trends."
"I swear I’m gonna do it…I’m gonna lay waste to this tiny cartoon infielder."
"My parents didn’t believe in dentists. No regrets."