Bad Touch Baseball

Bad touch baseball is a one-man operation, updated daily. I’m scouring my treasure trove of old baseball cards and posting the players who look skeevy, sketchy, creepy, or just plain goofy. One thing is for sure: if any of these guys showed up at your house to pick up your daughter, you would release the hounds.

"And the first annual Most Awesome Player in the Entire Universe Award goes to…JIMMY HAYNES! WOOOO! AHHHHH!"

"I don’t know what ‘4-20’ means. All I know is that these damned longhairs smell even worse than usual."