“So I said, ‘Rectum?! Damn near killed ‘em!’ “
“I’m gettin’ too old for this shit.”
“Why am I Gumby?”
“Will somebody please get Todd Zeile off of me?”
“Oh crap, I’m still in Miami, aren’t I?”
“No, I’m not THAT R. Kelly. But I am interested in your pee.”
“Man, this is way easier than letting the other guy throw it at me.”
“I don’t watch a whole lot of TV…who’s Whoopi?”
“Come and get it.”
“Behold the ravages of age.”
