“That’s right, baby. Let Bobby Bo show you the Bronx.”
“These are my bedroom eyes…and my bedroom mustache.”
“I am death and I am visited upon you.”
“I dig the pinstripes. They really accentuate my frank n’ beans.”
“Now son, I’m going to use this baseball to show you how to properly fondle a lady.”
“Then she was all, ‘Ooh, Ozzie, please stop striking me in my lady parts!’ I don’t have to take that nonsense from a woman.”
“Sure, I may look innocent…but I’m batshit crazy in ways you may not discover for 10, 20 years.”
“Now that’s what I call innuendo.”
“No, I’m NOT Tony Gwynn’s brother. HE is MY brother. Fool.”
“I really think these shorts should be part of the uniform. My sexy legs would hypnotize batters like whoa.”
