Bad Touch Baseball

Bad touch baseball is a one-man operation, updated daily. I’m scouring my treasure trove of old baseball cards and posting the players who look skeevy, sketchy, creepy, or just plain goofy. One thing is for sure: if any of these guys showed up at your house to pick up your daughter, you would release the hounds.

“I really didn’t mean to upset you. I swear, this is what my face looks like all the time.”

“I really didn’t mean to upset you. I swear, this is what my face looks like all the time.”