“Hey Mark, is your sister 18 yet?”
“So where do you wanna go? Dinner, movie, cabin in the woods where no one will hear you scream?”
“Look, I’m not sayin’ I’ll cut you, but…I will cut you.”
“The other guys swear they’re not joking when they call me ‘Macho Camacho’, but they sure do laugh a lot.”
“GAZE into my hypnotic EEEEVIL EYE!”
“Would it surprise you to learn that I call my penis The Brohamer?”
“I don’t care what my dad said. He’s a dillhole! I do what I want, when I want! Oh God, he’s standing right next to me, isn’t he?”
“I am death and I am visited upon you.”
“My manager always told me to stay hungry. I guess I took him too literally.”
“No, I’ve never been to Disneyworld. Why?”
