“I already told you, I don’t know HOW those photos wound up on my PC.”
“Do I have my jewels exposed under this windbreaker? Wouldn’t YOU like to know?”
“The sunglasses are for your protection…to safeguard you from these smoldering baby browns.”
“Actually, ‘Brink’ is my bat’s name. Watch yourself - Brink is a jealous lover.”
“I swear, occifer, I’ve only had onety beers. Not a problem.”
“I’m gonna need a jumbo Bloody Mary and four Excedrin to make it to the fifth inning tonight.”
“Brah, the first time I listened to the Marshall Tucker Band, my life was totally changed.”
“Aww, man! Why do I throw up every time I try to talk to a hot girl?”
“I like my women like I like my fried chicken…smothered in gravy.”
“Hey babygirl, you dig the ‘chops? I call ‘em thigh warmers.”
